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My friend, the nightmare employee

February 22, 2010

My friend, let’s call him Batman, lives by ethics and a perception of common courtesy understood only by himself. He’s a smart, business savvy guy who gets seriously bored if he’s not intellectually challenged. After spending a year disengaged, in a boring, non-stimulating role (a result of being made redundant earlier in the global financial crisis), he decided to invest some after work hours in getting his business up and running.

A few months in, business was looking good, but needed more attention. Excel spreadsheets weren’t cutting it anymore – he had to move onto using more sophisticated software to track and manage the business’ expenses and activities. All the while, Batman’s 9-5 job was taking up valuable time – time he could spend building relationships with suppliers or getting back to customers.

After Batman spent some time considering whether to leave the security of his job, he made a decision and resigned. When he told me the news, ‘Ok’, I thought ‘Good on him. He’ll be doing something he enjoys, and something that’s mentally stimulating.’ Then…

Friend: “Want to know how I resigned?”

I braced myself, ready for an interesting story.

Friend: “Knock, knock”

Boss: “Who’s there?”

Friend: “My 2 weeks notice”

Since he resigned he’s apparently been causing a bit of a trouble at work – determined to work his last few days in a style he sees fit. That includes strolling around the office in sneakers, jeans and a t-shirt in a strictly corporate environment and purposely getting on the nerves of his manager and co-workers.

I put it to you: How would you deal with this mischief maker if he were one of your employees?

Image source: Super Mega Comics.

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